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Cleverbot Chat: You have won the internet

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User: Who does Dib love?

Cleverbot: Hermione Granger from Harry Potter.

User: Wow. That sounds like an AWESOME pairing! Thanks!

Cleverbot: I know! He also texted me that he is coming over right now.

User: Lucky!

Cleverbot: I feel like it. :).

User: So, who does Arthur Kirkland love?

Cleverbot: Who is Levicas!

User: Who does Zim love?

Cleverbot: Dean loves Castiel.

User: Who does Gaz love?

Cleverbot: Dean.

User: Who does Gir love, then?

Cleverbot: Lucifer.

User: O_O Oh my!

Cleverbot: You have no idea.

User: Who does Tak love?

Cleverbot: Castiel.

User: Who is Castiel?

Cleverbot: Castiel is Darth Vader.

User: Oh, well, who is Dean?

Cleverbot: Dean Winchester!

User: Oh, I like him!

Cleverbot: Well, why would you kill him?

User: I don't want to kill him D:.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: Mikey way loves you and unicorns.

User: I like him, too!

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: You like My Chemical Romance, too? Awesome!

Cleverbot: It is good to be the KIng.

User: Indeed!

Cleverbot: So... Not a fan of humans then?

User: Nope. Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Do you hate humans, too?

Cleverbot: Some humans.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes. And?

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ever been on Youtube?

Cleverbot: Not yet, have you ever been to Japan?

User: No, but it seems like a cool country. I felt bad for the ones that died in that earthquake :(.

Cleverbot: So, you are smarter than me, because I'm in love with someone and I haven't married them?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well I hate to break it to you but i'm marrying sashia.

User: Who's Sashia? Sounds like a STUPID name!

Cleverbot: It's not a band, it's a song. But, yes, it is quite emo.

User: LIKE AWESOME!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What is the meaning of cool?

Cleverbot: Laughing out loud.

User: Is it Michael Jackson?

Cleverbot: It is not.

User: D: What!? Then who is cool?!

Cleverbot: They are cool.

User: But you just said they weren't!!

Cleverbot: Je n'ai pas une telle chose.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Which theme song do you mean?

User: Excuse me? Who is in love with the pope?!

Cleverbot: No one.

User: Poor pope :C.

Cleverbot: Irish Coffee.

User: I hate coffee DX.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It tastes bitter to me T^T.

Cleverbot: I taste bad?

User: Your Irish Coffee?

Cleverbot: The Doctor, just the Doctor.

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: You, sir, have won the internet!
XDD I also said this:
User: Have you ever met Freddy Kruger on here? I think he was trying to have sex with you once?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't even know where to begin.

User: XD Tell me what he said!

Cleverbot: Tell you what what is?

User: What Freddy Kruger said, silly! :3.

Cleverbot: None you said yaoi.

User: Dear god, I LOVE yaoi! Any type of yaoi will do!

Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was a Teddy bear named Holes. He lived in a house with his owner and loved her very much. He was one day lost under the bed, never to be heard from again. The (sad) end.

User: Then, one day, a little boy that had just moved into the house found him, and named him Schmee. The (happy) End.

I've never seen Doctor Who before, but it sounds very interesting! ^^

Cleverbot (c) Whoever owns that dumb bot T_T
Myself (c) God, me, my parents

(BTW you guys, I don't know what the f*ck to put this under in categories XD)
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Favorite:

Cleverbot: Castiel.

User: Who is Castiel?

Cleverbot: Castiel is Darth Vader.


WIN! xD